1 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,641 ["NEMESIS" PLAYING] 2 00:01:36,570 --> 00:01:41,570 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 3 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:47,649 [MUSIC ENDS] 4 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,527 [JOE BIDEN] There are state laws banning the freedom to choose, 5 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,280 criminalizing doctors, forcing survivors 6 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,901 of rape and incest 7 00:01:55,911 --> 00:01:58,452 to leave their states to get the treatment they need. 8 00:01:59,025 --> 00:02:01,026 - Many of you in this chamber... - [ELEVATOR DINGS] 9 00:02:01,027 --> 00:02:02,612 ... and my predecessors... 10 00:02:07,325 --> 00:02:09,118 What happened? 11 00:02:09,119 --> 00:02:11,120 I told Claire not to go on TMS. 12 00:02:11,121 --> 00:02:14,665 You gave up your source to the feds. 13 00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:16,917 I tried to warn her. I told her... 14 00:02:16,918 --> 00:02:19,545 UBN is in free fall. Stella is gone. 15 00:02:19,546 --> 00:02:21,630 O24 was a disaster. 16 00:02:21,631 --> 00:02:25,259 And now, thanks to you, TMS has been raided. 17 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:26,845 I did not have a choice. 18 00:02:27,554 --> 00:02:31,056 I've been walking this tightrope with the feds for two years now. 19 00:02:31,057 --> 00:02:33,642 Really? So you didn't think you should tell me 20 00:02:33,643 --> 00:02:35,811 that you were working with the FBI when you came back? 21 00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:37,396 [SIGHS] 22 00:02:37,397 --> 00:02:38,647 What else are you hiding? 23 00:02:38,648 --> 00:02:40,232 Are you wearing a wire right now? 24 00:02:40,233 --> 00:02:41,859 Come on, Alex. 25 00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:43,492 I think you and I actually both know, 26 00:02:43,502 --> 00:02:45,654 deep down, that this was a terrible idea. 27 00:02:45,655 --> 00:02:48,282 So if-if you actually came here to... 28 00:02:48,283 --> 00:02:50,785 to submit your resignation, I accept. 29 00:02:52,370 --> 00:02:53,913 That's not why you're here. 30 00:02:54,497 --> 00:02:56,582 Chip and I found a whistleblower. 31 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:58,584 She worked at Martel Chemical. 32 00:02:58,585 --> 00:03:00,587 She's been scared to come forward until now. 33 00:03:01,212 --> 00:03:02,337 Well, I don't blame her. 34 00:03:02,498 --> 00:03:04,458 Sources are not very safe in your hands. 35 00:03:04,582 --> 00:03:06,370 You told me you would give me time 36 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:08,051 to find a smoking gun. This woman is it. 37 00:03:08,052 --> 00:03:11,305 She can put together all the pieces of this investigation. I just... 38 00:03:11,306 --> 00:03:13,766 I have to get to her before she changes her mind. 39 00:03:13,767 --> 00:03:16,018 I am this close to landing a presidential sit-down, 40 00:03:16,019 --> 00:03:19,354 I cannot have anything or anyone fuck this up. 41 00:03:19,355 --> 00:03:20,606 Our source is in Belarus. 42 00:03:20,607 --> 00:03:23,192 She's hiding out with her family, and she's agreed to talk to me, 43 00:03:23,193 --> 00:03:24,610 but I have to meet in person. 44 00:03:24,611 --> 00:03:25,819 Wait, I'm sorry. 45 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:27,321 Did you just say Belarus? 46 00:03:27,322 --> 00:03:28,989 And if I'm gonna go, I... [SIGHS] 47 00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:30,949 I have to go under the auspices of the network. 48 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:33,035 I need your authority to sign off on it. 49 00:03:33,036 --> 00:03:35,370 You're the only one that knows about the investigation. 50 00:03:35,371 --> 00:03:37,581 I made a list of things I need. I need a signature. 51 00:03:37,582 --> 00:03:39,458 Belarus? Are you kidding? 52 00:03:39,459 --> 00:03:41,919 No. Absolutely not. 53 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:46,341 You do not get my signature or my permission or my auspices. 54 00:03:47,008 --> 00:03:49,134 If it were up to me, you wouldn't have a fucking job. 55 00:03:49,135 --> 00:03:51,720 I know there is a cost to all of this. 56 00:03:51,721 --> 00:03:54,432 Wait, wait. Did you just call Claire a cost? 57 00:03:57,644 --> 00:04:02,731 You can't make me feel worse than I already feel. 58 00:04:02,732 --> 00:04:04,316 If I can break this story, 59 00:04:04,317 --> 00:04:07,361 if I can help those people, then I can prove... 60 00:04:07,362 --> 00:04:10,197 - Prove what? - That I'm on the right side of something. 61 00:04:10,198 --> 00:04:12,492 A story is not gonna save you, Bradley. 62 00:04:14,619 --> 00:04:15,911 This is over. 63 00:04:16,788 --> 00:04:17,788 [SCOFFS] 64 00:04:18,415 --> 00:04:21,750 People died. And the network, the one that you're the face of, 65 00:04:21,751 --> 00:04:23,293 just looked the other way. 66 00:04:23,294 --> 00:04:25,953 They-They actually actively buried a story 67 00:04:25,963 --> 00:04:27,631 and they could have done the opposite. 68 00:04:27,821 --> 00:04:29,030 How do you sleep at night? 69 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:31,960 Me? How do you sleep at night? 70 00:04:33,888 --> 00:04:35,223 I don't. 71 00:04:40,562 --> 00:04:42,020 [CELINE'S SIBLING, IN FRENCH] Dad is pissed. 72 00:04:42,021 --> 00:04:44,691 It's in all the French tabloids. 73 00:04:45,316 --> 00:04:47,609 We never trusted him. 74 00:04:47,610 --> 00:04:49,069 He's a bum. 75 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:51,947 You have four children, two with whores. 76 00:04:51,948 --> 00:04:53,574 Exactly but... 77 00:04:53,575 --> 00:04:55,159 - I didn't marry them. - Wow. 78 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,910 Bravo, what a hero. 79 00:04:56,911 --> 00:04:58,412 [SIBLING] Your husband fucked around. 80 00:04:58,413 --> 00:05:00,038 Dump him. 81 00:05:00,039 --> 00:05:01,457 I don't take orders from you. 82 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:02,666 [SIBLING, IN FRENCH] Dad said... 83 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:05,003 - Always his little henchman. - [SCOFFS] 84 00:05:05,587 --> 00:05:07,714 Time to come home. 85 00:05:08,798 --> 00:05:10,507 Afraid I'll outshine you? 86 00:05:10,508 --> 00:05:12,259 [CHUCKLES, INHALES DEEPLY] 87 00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:13,845 Always the greedy one. 88 00:05:14,679 --> 00:05:17,806 You were sent here for one reason only. 89 00:05:17,807 --> 00:05:20,434 To cover up a scandal at a chemical company. 90 00:05:20,435 --> 00:05:22,978 - And I did that. - But you kept going. 91 00:05:22,979 --> 00:05:27,065 - And now you've become the story. - [CHUCKLES] 92 00:05:27,066 --> 00:05:29,526 You're not thinking of the family. 93 00:05:29,527 --> 00:05:32,780 They're appointing a new CEO. 94 00:05:32,781 --> 00:05:35,741 I'll have total control of a media company. 95 00:05:35,742 --> 00:05:38,203 CEO and President of the Board. 96 00:05:39,329 --> 00:05:43,083 We will have total control of the narrative. 97 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:48,837 They say perception is half the battle, 98 00:05:48,838 --> 00:05:51,682 in fact it's the whole war. 99 00:05:51,692 --> 00:05:52,883 [INHALES DEEPLY] 100 00:05:52,884 --> 00:05:55,552 Like promising a heartwarming Olympic story 101 00:05:55,553 --> 00:05:57,930 - to our partners in Tehran? - [SIGHS] 102 00:05:57,931 --> 00:06:00,265 I didn't know that girl would defect. 103 00:06:00,266 --> 00:06:02,518 We're deeply leveraged in these games. 104 00:06:02,519 --> 00:06:04,020 I took care of that too. 105 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:07,940 There are the vendors. The stadiums. Our partners. 106 00:06:07,941 --> 00:06:09,275 And the Seine. 107 00:06:10,693 --> 00:06:14,196 [LAUGHS] The Seine, your pet project. 108 00:06:14,197 --> 00:06:16,031 Financing the great cleanup. 109 00:06:16,032 --> 00:06:18,450 Apparently it's still littered with shit. 110 00:06:18,451 --> 00:06:20,662 Just worry about cleaning up your own mess. 111 00:06:23,081 --> 00:06:25,166 Lose the husband and come home. 112 00:06:26,084 --> 00:06:28,169 His name is Miles. 113 00:06:30,046 --> 00:06:31,297 [PHONE BUZZING] 114 00:06:39,556 --> 00:06:40,723 [IN ENGLISH] Oh, God. 115 00:06:41,766 --> 00:06:42,766 [CLEARS THROAT] Hello? 116 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:44,643 - [OFFICER] Alex Levy? - Yes? 117 00:06:44,644 --> 00:06:47,604 We have your father here at a campus security holding cell. 118 00:06:47,605 --> 00:06:48,981 What? What are you talking about? 119 00:06:48,982 --> 00:06:51,608 - Public intoxication. - Oh, shit. 120 00:06:51,609 --> 00:06:52,985 [MARTIN] Alexandra, it's me! 121 00:06:52,986 --> 00:06:55,070 - [SIGHS] Oh, my God. Um... - [MARTIN] I need you, Alexandra! 122 00:06:55,071 --> 00:06:56,989 Can't you just put him in an Uber or something? 123 00:06:56,990 --> 00:06:58,198 [OFFICER] He needs to be picked up. 124 00:06:58,199 --> 00:07:01,118 There was an incident that we'd prefer not to press charges on. 125 00:07:01,119 --> 00:07:03,412 - What did he do? - Public urination is considered 126 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:05,748 a lewd act under New York Penal Law section 245... 127 00:07:05,749 --> 00:07:08,500 Okay, okay. I'll-I'll be right there. Shit. 128 00:07:08,501 --> 00:07:09,752 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 129 00:07:09,753 --> 00:07:11,253 [MARTIN] No, look, I'm completely fine. 130 00:07:11,254 --> 00:07:12,755 All right. Come on. This way. Here we go. 131 00:07:12,756 --> 00:07:14,798 - Let's go this way please, Dad. - [STAMMERS] Don't fuss. 132 00:07:14,799 --> 00:07:16,133 I'm not some crumbling fossil. 133 00:07:16,134 --> 00:07:18,802 All right. Dad, I have to be up in three hours. 134 00:07:18,803 --> 00:07:20,554 I have a really huge day tomorrow. 135 00:07:20,555 --> 00:07:22,139 - Listen, I, uh... If I'm gonna... - Please. 136 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:24,600 [SLURRING] I want to sleep in my own bed, so I'll call a car. 137 00:07:24,601 --> 00:07:27,770 Dad, you're here. It's late. Okay? 138 00:07:27,771 --> 00:07:28,937 Let's just sleep this off. 139 00:07:28,938 --> 00:07:30,439 Let's go. Okay? Come on. 140 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,608 All right, but look, listen, I'm gonna need 141 00:07:32,609 --> 00:07:35,110 - a toothbrush for this little sleepover. - Yep. You got it. 142 00:07:35,111 --> 00:07:36,862 - Um, and some water. - Dad. 143 00:07:36,863 --> 00:07:39,656 Yes. Yes, yes. And an Aleve. I got it coming all for you. 144 00:07:39,657 --> 00:07:41,950 - Right here? This way. Oh, right. - This way. Come on. Please. 145 00:07:41,951 --> 00:07:44,328 [POLLY INHALES SHARPLY] This one is stunning. 146 00:07:44,329 --> 00:07:46,121 Yeah, absolutely. 147 00:07:46,122 --> 00:07:48,123 But come on. 148 00:07:48,124 --> 00:07:49,416 This one. 149 00:07:49,417 --> 00:07:51,335 It's adventurous but with a... 150 00:07:51,336 --> 00:07:53,253 a deep inner life. 151 00:07:53,254 --> 00:07:55,672 She's worried about this area. 152 00:07:55,673 --> 00:07:58,133 - Can't we see some other options? - No, I hear you. I hear you. 153 00:07:58,134 --> 00:07:59,468 But, um... 154 00:07:59,469 --> 00:08:01,471 this is the wig, right? 155 00:08:03,681 --> 00:08:05,265 - You're right. - And the right wig 156 00:08:05,266 --> 00:08:07,392 is gonna get her the little gold man. 157 00:08:07,393 --> 00:08:08,644 I'll take it over there. 158 00:08:08,645 --> 00:08:10,104 I'll show her myself. 159 00:08:10,105 --> 00:08:12,564 And she'll see. Thanks, guys. 160 00:08:12,565 --> 00:08:14,316 Or she won't. [CLEARS THROAT] 161 00:08:14,317 --> 00:08:16,110 [PHONE RINGS] 162 00:08:16,111 --> 00:08:17,903 Ma, hey, I was just gonna call you. 163 00:08:17,904 --> 00:08:19,696 Um, which Meryl wig do you prefer? 164 00:08:19,697 --> 00:08:22,116 Silkwood, Prada, or Sophie's Choice? 165 00:08:22,117 --> 00:08:24,576 Which, incidentally, this is starting to feel like right now. 166 00:08:24,577 --> 00:08:26,745 I'm on the lot, I gotta lock it in. 167 00:08:26,746 --> 00:08:28,372 Are you back in Los Angeles? 168 00:08:28,373 --> 00:08:31,166 I'm in, uh, New York on the, uh, lot today. 169 00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:33,670 But, uh, we've got some exteriors later this week. 170 00:08:34,712 --> 00:08:37,798 Cory... I-I have to talk to you. 171 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:40,342 Younger Meryl would be better, but any Meryl really. 172 00:08:40,343 --> 00:08:41,802 I'm not waiting for Switzerland. 173 00:08:41,803 --> 00:08:43,887 I'm gonna take things in my own hands. 174 00:08:43,888 --> 00:08:46,890 Mom, I'm sorry I didn't call you back last night. 175 00:08:46,891 --> 00:08:49,852 I had a major hair department crisis that I had to de-escalate, 176 00:08:49,853 --> 00:08:52,020 but I will swing by later today and it's gonna be fine. 177 00:08:52,021 --> 00:08:54,656 I put the eggs in the medicine cabinet 178 00:08:54,666 --> 00:08:56,692 and my dirty towels in the fridge. 179 00:08:56,693 --> 00:08:58,277 I'm losing it. 180 00:08:58,278 --> 00:09:00,446 My brain was my one constant and now... 181 00:09:00,447 --> 00:09:01,572 Okay, stop. 182 00:09:01,573 --> 00:09:05,284 I know that this is stressful. It's scary... 183 00:09:05,285 --> 00:09:07,828 Yesterday I almost hit the neighbor's child, 184 00:09:07,829 --> 00:09:09,830 backing out of the driveway. 185 00:09:09,831 --> 00:09:11,416 I was within inches. 186 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:13,501 I can't live like this. 187 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:16,712 I need to do this before I can't. 188 00:09:16,713 --> 00:09:20,675 Before I have an around-the-clock nurse who has to change my diaper. 189 00:09:22,552 --> 00:09:24,344 Mom, we talked about this. 190 00:09:24,345 --> 00:09:26,805 Cory, I've gotten the pills. 191 00:09:26,806 --> 00:09:30,101 I've organized everything so you won't have to do a thing. 192 00:09:31,519 --> 00:09:34,689 I'm going to end my life today. 193 00:09:36,566 --> 00:09:37,734 I love you. 194 00:09:38,568 --> 00:09:40,611 [INHALES SHARPLY] Don't do anything until I get there. 195 00:09:40,612 --> 00:09:42,739 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 196 00:09:48,119 --> 00:09:49,746 - [MUSIC ENDS] - [PHONE BUZZES] 197 00:09:50,914 --> 00:09:52,082 Jesus. 198 00:09:56,265 --> 00:10:01,265 _ 199 00:10:01,758 --> 00:10:04,761 [POP MUSIC PLAYS] 200 00:10:06,971 --> 00:10:08,013 Fuck. 201 00:10:08,014 --> 00:10:09,390 Dad! 202 00:10:10,016 --> 00:10:11,016 [MUSIC ENDS] 203 00:10:11,017 --> 00:10:13,061 Dad? Are you fucking kidding me? 204 00:10:17,107 --> 00:10:18,525 Goddamn it. 205 00:10:19,692 --> 00:10:22,570 And get, uh, TMS to pull my interviews of Obama and RBG. 206 00:10:23,154 --> 00:10:25,197 There should be a link ready. And, uh... 207 00:10:25,198 --> 00:10:28,158 Oh, don't... oh, don't forget to get their coffee orders organized. 208 00:10:28,159 --> 00:10:29,326 Um, don't go to the bitter place. 209 00:10:29,327 --> 00:10:31,183 Uh, go to the place that has that little... 210 00:10:31,193 --> 00:10:32,403 They put foam and little faces... 211 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,706 - Are you okay? - [SIGHS] Why? 212 00:10:34,921 --> 00:10:37,334 No, you just... you seem a little stressed. 213 00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:39,086 Yeah. Well, I... [STAMMERS] 214 00:10:39,087 --> 00:10:41,463 I had an incident with my father last night and now he's missing. 215 00:10:41,464 --> 00:10:42,631 Oh, the pee thing? 216 00:10:42,632 --> 00:10:44,259 [GULPS] Did you see that video? 217 00:10:45,093 --> 00:10:46,094 No. 218 00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:47,678 A little. 219 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,346 Yes. I'm gonna get your coffees. 220 00:10:49,347 --> 00:10:51,265 - Thank you. [SIGHS] - [REMY] Okay. 221 00:10:51,266 --> 00:10:53,475 You could co-chair the campaign. 222 00:10:53,476 --> 00:10:55,060 I can't be so front-facing. 223 00:10:55,061 --> 00:10:57,188 But we'll find the perfect person. 224 00:10:57,772 --> 00:10:59,064 Why New Jersey? 225 00:10:59,065 --> 00:11:00,357 I have a place on the shore. 226 00:11:00,358 --> 00:11:03,193 The Democrat's going down in the corruption scandal 227 00:11:03,194 --> 00:11:06,029 - which opens a path for an independent. - [KNOCK ON DOOR] 228 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:08,115 - Oh. - Alex. 229 00:11:08,116 --> 00:11:09,491 Uh, sorry, didn't realize you were... 230 00:11:09,492 --> 00:11:11,161 - I'll... I'll come back. - [CELINE] We're done. 231 00:11:14,539 --> 00:11:16,999 - Good morning, Bro. - Ms. Levy, always a pleasure. 232 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,461 It is a pleasure. 233 00:11:21,254 --> 00:11:22,337 How are you holding up? 234 00:11:22,338 --> 00:11:24,132 Um... [CHUCKLES] 235 00:11:24,883 --> 00:11:29,012 It's all so public. 236 00:11:30,013 --> 00:11:31,013 I'm sorry. 237 00:11:31,014 --> 00:11:32,097 He went upstate. 238 00:11:32,098 --> 00:11:33,266 For a little while. 239 00:11:34,184 --> 00:11:37,479 And we keep missing each other. 240 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,023 [CHUCKLES] 241 00:11:42,108 --> 00:11:44,819 Uh, so, I think I have some good news for you. 242 00:11:45,612 --> 00:11:49,364 I'm meeting with the press team from the White House. 243 00:11:49,365 --> 00:11:52,809 Biden hasn't done a long-form in months. 244 00:11:52,819 --> 00:11:54,761 We could have a lot of eyeballs on it. 245 00:11:54,772 --> 00:11:56,622 - Excellent. - We need a win. 246 00:11:56,623 --> 00:11:58,457 [CHUCKLING] We're the last two standing. 247 00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,167 Like at the end of a disaster movie. 248 00:12:00,168 --> 00:12:01,461 Exactly. 249 00:12:02,212 --> 00:12:04,129 Try not to let the other stuff get you down. 250 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,007 Thank you. 251 00:12:06,925 --> 00:12:07,926 Oh. 252 00:12:08,802 --> 00:12:10,470 Good luck with your father. 253 00:12:11,554 --> 00:12:13,932 - You saw that? - Hard to miss. 254 00:12:14,557 --> 00:12:15,725 Parents are tricky. 255 00:12:17,143 --> 00:12:18,393 Yeah. 256 00:12:18,394 --> 00:12:20,187 [SIGHS] This isn't gonna be a good look. 257 00:12:20,188 --> 00:12:21,897 - Uh, hi. - Hi. 258 00:12:21,898 --> 00:12:22,981 Um. 259 00:12:22,982 --> 00:12:25,192 Yeah, so, I found your dad. 260 00:12:25,193 --> 00:12:27,779 - Oh, God. Where? - Alexandra. 261 00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:29,756 What are you doing here? 262 00:12:29,767 --> 00:12:32,387 Well, I can't cower in a cupboard while 263 00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:34,201 my reputation's being trampled underfoot. 264 00:12:34,202 --> 00:12:35,828 - Remy, please give us a second. - Yes. 265 00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:38,580 [MARTIN] These ridiculous accusations of literary theft 266 00:12:38,581 --> 00:12:41,542 are a malicious lie, a takedown. 267 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:44,581 And now another insignificant incident 268 00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,547 blown entirely out of proportion. 269 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:49,049 "Lewd acts" does not sound great. 270 00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:51,718 - Hyperbole. - You peed on Paul Revere. 271 00:12:52,024 --> 00:12:53,150 It was Nathan Hale. 272 00:12:53,161 --> 00:12:54,988 Dad, please, can we talk about this later? 273 00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:57,266 I have a very, very big day today. 274 00:12:57,267 --> 00:13:00,310 Put me on your show. Give me the chance to vindicate myself. 275 00:13:00,311 --> 00:13:02,187 To tell my side of the story. 276 00:13:02,188 --> 00:13:05,983 To explain that the free exchange of ideas is essential 277 00:13:05,984 --> 00:13:08,360 to any substantive intellectual debate. 278 00:13:08,361 --> 00:13:13,031 And in no way approaches the threshold of plagiarism. 279 00:13:13,032 --> 00:13:15,200 Dad, I can't... I can't do that. 280 00:13:15,201 --> 00:13:19,455 They're trying to remove me from the very department I created. 281 00:13:19,456 --> 00:13:22,040 The least you can do, Alexandra, is to help. 282 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,500 Okay, you want my advice? 283 00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,918 Here's my advice to you. 284 00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:27,212 I would go away. I would disappear. 285 00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:28,797 Wait till everybody moves on. 286 00:13:28,798 --> 00:13:29,923 Move on where? 287 00:13:29,924 --> 00:13:31,383 Academia is in free fall. 288 00:13:31,384 --> 00:13:34,344 University presidents are being hauled before Senate sub-committees. 289 00:13:34,345 --> 00:13:37,306 Students sleeping in tents in the quad. 290 00:13:37,307 --> 00:13:39,092 While rigorous debate, 291 00:13:39,102 --> 00:13:41,894 actual critical thinking, has gone the way of the dodo. 292 00:13:41,895 --> 00:13:43,604 I could've helped fix all this nonsense. 293 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:46,858 I still can, just give me a chance to make my case. 294 00:13:47,859 --> 00:13:49,777 Mmm, I can't. I cannot put you on my show. 295 00:13:49,778 --> 00:13:52,237 Charlie Rose was always happy to have me. 296 00:13:52,238 --> 00:13:53,405 In the '90s. 297 00:13:53,406 --> 00:13:55,348 And I don't think Charlie Rose is a very 298 00:13:55,358 --> 00:13:57,076 compelling character witness these days. 299 00:13:57,077 --> 00:14:00,454 You have exacerbated this situation because of your profile, 300 00:14:00,455 --> 00:14:02,832 therefore it is incumbent on you to help fix it. 301 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:08,170 I am securing an interview with the president of the United States. 302 00:14:08,171 --> 00:14:10,798 I cannot do this right now. 303 00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:15,303 "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child." 304 00:14:18,139 --> 00:14:19,140 Dad, I'm sorry. 305 00:14:24,145 --> 00:14:25,604 [SIGHS] 306 00:14:25,605 --> 00:14:28,608 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 307 00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:34,322 [PANTS] 308 00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:39,076 [CORY] Mom! 309 00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:40,412 Mom! 310 00:14:43,373 --> 00:14:44,998 [BREATHING HEAVILY] Oh. 311 00:14:44,999 --> 00:14:47,793 One traffic ticket later, here I am. 312 00:14:47,794 --> 00:14:51,171 The Hitler Youth cop said I did a California roll, 313 00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:52,715 which, you know, of course I'm gonna... 314 00:14:53,299 --> 00:14:55,135 Forget it. I'm here. 315 00:14:56,386 --> 00:15:00,270 So, Leon Erwin, my personal attorney, 316 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,850 will have all the paperwork ready for you. 317 00:15:02,851 --> 00:15:05,353 Oh, wow. Leon the lawyer. Oh, that's a sitcom. 318 00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:07,729 I've made it as simple as I could. 319 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:09,523 You just have to sign. 320 00:15:09,524 --> 00:15:12,401 I left a list of all the people you need to call 321 00:15:12,402 --> 00:15:14,862 with their numbers on the kitchen table. 322 00:15:14,863 --> 00:15:19,074 Simple. Your death. Paperwork. Got it. 323 00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:21,577 Um... [SMACKS LIPS] What do you wanna order for lunch? 324 00:15:21,578 --> 00:15:25,498 All I ask is that you're gone when the coroner arrives tonight at 9:00. 325 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,042 This is still illegal. 326 00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:30,001 And the last thing I would want is for you 327 00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:31,962 to get implicated in a crime. 328 00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:34,882 Okay, sure, well, this sounds great. 329 00:15:34,883 --> 00:15:37,135 Uh, you're gonna illegally kill yourself. 330 00:15:37,886 --> 00:15:41,722 Mom, can we actually talk about this now? 331 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,474 - What do you mean? - You're not gonna do this. 332 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:44,934 You know this. 333 00:15:45,685 --> 00:15:48,228 I know this. You're upset. I get it. 334 00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:50,189 But let's just talk about it, okay? 335 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,274 We'll figure it out together. 336 00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:56,236 [CHUCKLES] This isn't the kind of thing you just do. 337 00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:59,782 And damn you for dumping this shit on me today. 338 00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:03,869 You tell me that this is just a ploy to get your only and favorite son 339 00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:06,538 back into the house and I will forgive you. 340 00:16:06,539 --> 00:16:07,664 Tell me that you're sad. 341 00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:10,168 Tell me that you need something. 342 00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:12,295 I'm glad you came. 343 00:16:16,466 --> 00:16:19,218 Hey. You wanna meet a movie star in Rhinebeck? 344 00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:21,136 - We'll make a road trip out of it. - [CHUCKLES] 345 00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:23,055 Or we can head down the Hudson. Yes. 346 00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:24,681 We'll hit Manhattan, see a show. 347 00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:27,559 Let's find a play with the worst possible reviews. 348 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:31,189 I have made my decision, while I can still make one. 349 00:16:32,107 --> 00:16:37,946 Now, you can be here, or you can get the paperwork later, I... 350 00:16:38,446 --> 00:16:39,447 [STAMMERS] 351 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:46,496 Either way, 352 00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:49,874 this is what's going to happen. 353 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,543 Today. 354 00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:56,422 Used to be you'd try out new material 355 00:16:56,423 --> 00:16:57,798 - on campuses. - Mm-hmm. 356 00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:02,553 Now they all got cell phones and boom, one anti-woke joke, you're done. 357 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,721 - [CO-HOST] Yeah. - You're canceled. It's killing comedy. 358 00:17:04,722 --> 00:17:06,473 I mean, yeah, I guess. 359 00:17:06,474 --> 00:17:08,642 Oh, my God. You still do the comic circuit though, don't you? 360 00:17:08,643 --> 00:17:10,060 I do, yeah. No, I mean, you have... 361 00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:12,937 you have to accept that what's funny is gonna change, you know. 362 00:17:12,938 --> 00:17:14,857 You just evolve with the times. 363 00:17:14,858 --> 00:17:18,444 These kids, they don't know the difference between a joke and reality. 364 00:17:18,445 --> 00:17:20,320 [CO-HOST] Mmm, yeah, but okay, well, do you remember 365 00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:23,657 that Bill Cosby had that whole set about drugging and assaulting women? 366 00:17:23,658 --> 00:17:26,201 - Turns out it wasn't such a joke. - I do wanna talk about some Cosby. 367 00:17:26,202 --> 00:17:28,912 - [CO-HOST LAUGHS] I don't know if I do. - But first, we gotta pay the bills. 368 00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:32,082 - You gonna let me plug my tour dates? - You sure will, right after the break. 369 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:35,002 Uh, and stay tuned for the shitstorm in the Seine. 370 00:17:35,003 --> 00:17:36,920 - You hear about this? - No. 371 00:17:36,921 --> 00:17:39,256 They spent all this money on cleaning the caca 372 00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:42,342 out of the river in Paris for the Olympics. 373 00:17:42,343 --> 00:17:44,011 Mmm, well, I love a good poop story. 374 00:17:44,012 --> 00:17:46,139 We'll be right back with the scat. 375 00:17:48,725 --> 00:17:49,725 Hey. 376 00:17:49,726 --> 00:17:51,018 Can I, uh, help you? 377 00:17:51,019 --> 00:17:52,829 You know, it so happens that I'm 378 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:56,064 a constitutional scholar of some renown, 379 00:17:56,065 --> 00:17:58,609 specializing in the First Amendment. 380 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:01,236 I could contribute to your discussion. 381 00:18:01,237 --> 00:18:04,114 We don't do unsolicited guests. No drive-bys. 382 00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:08,369 No, these same students you speak of are trying to destroy me 383 00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:10,704 for a crime I did not commit. 384 00:18:10,705 --> 00:18:16,293 And now, to further ridicule and-and shame me, they've publicized a... 385 00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:18,994 a little video of me relieving myself 386 00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:21,883 in close proximity to a national hero. 387 00:18:23,176 --> 00:18:24,426 You're Alex Levy's father? 388 00:18:24,427 --> 00:18:26,762 [STAMMERS] Yes, I am. 389 00:18:26,763 --> 00:18:28,223 Hey, we're back in 60. 390 00:18:28,723 --> 00:18:29,724 Yeah. 391 00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:32,810 Why don't you come have a seat? 392 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:37,064 The focus will be on the state of women's rights post-2020. 393 00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:41,527 Reproductive health care, bodily autonomy, pay equity. 394 00:18:41,528 --> 00:18:42,611 Uh, my, uh... 395 00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:46,408 my interview with Kamala on gun violence scored huge numbers. 396 00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:48,867 Especially in the... the core demo. 397 00:18:48,868 --> 00:18:50,619 And you just talk to me about timing 398 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:55,708 and we will roll this out around any important speeches or events. 399 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,169 - That sounds good. - Mm-hmm. 400 00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:03,966 These days young people don't seem to realize the privileges they have. 401 00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,426 They take them for granted. 402 00:19:05,427 --> 00:19:08,679 They don't recognize that they stand on the shoulders 403 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,181 of the generations that came before. 404 00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:14,810 Maybe instead of canceling us, they should thank us. 405 00:19:14,811 --> 00:19:17,938 Hallelujah. I love a man who's not afraid 406 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,314 - to speak his mind... - Mm-hmm. 407 00:19:19,315 --> 00:19:20,983 ... irregardless of the consequences. 408 00:19:20,984 --> 00:19:25,028 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. "Irregardless" is not a real word. 409 00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:27,823 - The prefix "ir-" denotes a negation... - [CHUCKLES] 410 00:19:27,824 --> 00:19:30,659 ... so in this, and, well, frankly in any other context, 411 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:33,036 - "regardless" will suffice. - Schooled. 412 00:19:33,037 --> 00:19:36,415 And it won't all be softballs, but it will be fair. 413 00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:38,459 No Hunter, no Trump trial. 414 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:42,463 Abortion and the Supreme Court, obviously, are all on the table. 415 00:19:42,464 --> 00:19:43,840 And I would like 30 minutes. 416 00:19:44,507 --> 00:19:46,008 - Ten. - Twenty. 417 00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:47,468 - Twelve. - Fifteen. 418 00:19:47,469 --> 00:19:49,679 - Twelve. - Twelve and a walk-and-talk. 419 00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:52,766 We can do that. 420 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,808 That's great. 421 00:19:54,809 --> 00:19:56,727 - We'll get back to you with some dates. - Yes. 422 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,521 Uh, why don't you keep open the first two weeks of July? 423 00:19:59,522 --> 00:20:01,316 We will make it all work. 424 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,900 Absolutely. 425 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,818 This is fantastic, Riley. 426 00:20:04,819 --> 00:20:06,028 Thanks so much for coming in. 427 00:20:06,029 --> 00:20:08,989 - Thank you. - So great. [MOUTHS] Yes! 428 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,367 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 429 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:18,583 What? 430 00:20:23,797 --> 00:20:25,048 What the fuck? 431 00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:27,758 [BRO] How does one get canceled nowadays? 432 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,885 - Is it... email? - Oh, you ask me. 433 00:20:29,886 --> 00:20:33,056 I mean, this is a new thing, but, uh, I tell you, it was... 434 00:20:34,224 --> 00:20:35,350 Stop. Cut it. 435 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,143 - [PRODUCER] Okay, we're off. - What is going on in here? 436 00:20:38,144 --> 00:20:40,354 You finally made it to the show. 437 00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:42,689 You forgot to tell me your dad is brilliant. 438 00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:44,775 [STAMMERS] I thought you were going home? 439 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:47,654 You've just interrupted a very interesting conversation. 440 00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:51,032 I'm sure. It's... But, uh, let's go. It's time to leave. 441 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,244 [GROANS] Ah, well, Mr. Hartman, it's been a pleasure. 442 00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:57,121 You're welcome back anytime, sir. 443 00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,540 I would love to get your take on the right to bear arms. 444 00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:01,542 - Ah, the Second Amendment... - God, no, no, no, no, pl... 445 00:21:01,543 --> 00:21:04,211 Mmm, one simple sentence, three confounding commas. 446 00:21:04,212 --> 00:21:05,712 We could do a whole series. 447 00:21:05,713 --> 00:21:07,756 - [CHUCKLES] We could. - No, none of this is happening. 448 00:21:07,757 --> 00:21:09,591 None of this is happening. Let's go. 449 00:21:09,592 --> 00:21:12,594 And you should have asked me before you put my father on your show. 450 00:21:12,595 --> 00:21:15,681 Oh, I didn't know I needed a permission slip. 451 00:21:15,682 --> 00:21:18,434 Just, you know, common decency, a little respect. 452 00:21:18,435 --> 00:21:20,352 Decency and respect? 453 00:21:20,353 --> 00:21:21,770 Yeah, that's rich coming from you. 454 00:21:21,771 --> 00:21:23,021 Dad, let's go, please. 455 00:21:23,022 --> 00:21:24,440 You know, let me work this out. 456 00:21:24,441 --> 00:21:28,485 When a guy ghosts after sex, he's a dick. 457 00:21:28,486 --> 00:21:30,571 But when women do it, it's, like, what? 458 00:21:30,572 --> 00:21:32,449 Feminism or something? 459 00:21:33,491 --> 00:21:39,621 Listen, whatever occurred between us, let's just keep it between us. 460 00:21:39,622 --> 00:21:41,290 Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's talk about us. 461 00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:44,084 - Dad, let's just get out of here. - She has a terrible time with men. 462 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,210 - [ALEX] Oh, my God. - Mmm. 463 00:21:45,211 --> 00:21:46,420 [ALEX] What the... 464 00:21:46,421 --> 00:21:48,714 - [MARTIN] Why don't we settle down, and... - Thanks, Professor. 465 00:21:48,715 --> 00:21:50,424 You do not understand what that man is. 466 00:21:50,425 --> 00:21:53,051 - That was extremely interesting. - He is one of the worst human beings 467 00:21:53,052 --> 00:21:54,387 - on the planet. - It's intelligent... 468 00:21:56,389 --> 00:21:58,265 I think I did very well actually. 469 00:21:58,266 --> 00:21:59,767 [PHONE BUZZES] 470 00:21:59,768 --> 00:22:01,185 Oh. 471 00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:03,605 Okay. It's the White House, Dad, so please. 472 00:22:04,314 --> 00:22:05,606 - Riley. - [RILEY] Hi, Alex. 473 00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:08,942 Oh, my gosh. It was so lovely to see you today. 474 00:22:08,943 --> 00:22:12,654 You know, I was actually thinking, I know we discussed the Blue Room, 475 00:22:12,655 --> 00:22:16,283 but I'm wondering if maybe the Roosevelt might be better. 476 00:22:16,284 --> 00:22:18,577 It's not gonna happen after all. I'm sorry. 477 00:22:18,578 --> 00:22:20,579 What do you mean it's not gonna happen? 478 00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:21,663 It's timing. 479 00:22:21,664 --> 00:22:22,790 Timing? 480 00:22:22,791 --> 00:22:26,001 I-I can be to D.C. within... with two hours' notice. 481 00:22:26,002 --> 00:22:28,713 It's not you. It's your father. 482 00:22:30,632 --> 00:22:32,884 I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. 483 00:22:33,843 --> 00:22:36,428 It's your father. The thing in the Post this morning, 484 00:22:36,429 --> 00:22:39,264 his rant on that podcast. 485 00:22:39,265 --> 00:22:40,893 It doesn't help the ageist narrative 486 00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:42,643 we're fighting against with our guy. 487 00:22:42,644 --> 00:22:45,647 - Sorry, Alex. - I understand. Thank you. 488 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,990 - Well, now that you'll have time... - Don't. Please. 489 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,370 Charlie, will you please take him home? 490 00:23:01,371 --> 00:23:03,497 84th and Central Park West. 491 00:23:03,498 --> 00:23:04,707 Thank you so much. 492 00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:08,794 Weeks. 493 00:23:08,795 --> 00:23:12,464 Weeks of a carefully orchestrated negotiation 494 00:23:12,465 --> 00:23:15,218 and in one day you just blew it up. 495 00:23:23,893 --> 00:23:25,812 - Jesus. - [ELEVATOR DINGS] 496 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,983 Don't you ever slam a door in my face again. 497 00:23:30,984 --> 00:23:33,110 Ever. I'm your father. 498 00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:36,864 Don't you ever just barge into my apartment like that again. 499 00:23:36,865 --> 00:23:37,991 Jesus. 500 00:23:39,492 --> 00:23:42,454 - Where are you going? - I'm going to get some air. 501 00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,501 Weeks of negotiation? 502 00:23:49,502 --> 00:23:53,881 Try 50 years of service in academia and for what? 503 00:23:53,882 --> 00:23:56,633 You've cost me my legacy. 504 00:23:56,634 --> 00:23:59,595 I did not ask you to plagiarize anything. 505 00:23:59,596 --> 00:24:02,139 I did not plagiarize. Would you please get that 506 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:04,183 - into your thick skull? - Oh, come on. You didn't listen. 507 00:24:04,184 --> 00:24:06,185 I told you to go home, and you didn't. 508 00:24:06,186 --> 00:24:08,229 And you fucked me and you fucked my interview. 509 00:24:08,813 --> 00:24:11,565 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, still blaming everybody else 510 00:24:11,566 --> 00:24:13,734 - for your own failures, are you? - Oh. Oh, pl... Excuse me. 511 00:24:13,735 --> 00:24:15,068 I do not do that. 512 00:24:15,069 --> 00:24:16,279 That is not true. 513 00:24:16,821 --> 00:24:20,532 And the only person that I actually feel like a failure around is you. 514 00:24:20,533 --> 00:24:22,201 Ever since I was a little kid. 515 00:24:22,202 --> 00:24:26,663 God, isn't the statute of limitations up on your poor old childhood? 516 00:24:26,664 --> 00:24:29,041 Do you remember what you would do to me at dinner every night? 517 00:24:29,042 --> 00:24:33,462 You would quiz me on-on current events and obscure literature. 518 00:24:33,463 --> 00:24:35,547 I was training your brain to think. 519 00:24:35,548 --> 00:24:39,259 And no matter what I said... trust me, I scoured the news, 520 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:41,851 I scoured every book in your library, 521 00:24:41,861 --> 00:24:44,431 and no matter what, you just dismissed me. 522 00:24:44,432 --> 00:24:45,808 I was testing you. 523 00:24:45,809 --> 00:24:46,975 I never dismissed you. 524 00:24:46,976 --> 00:24:48,936 You just did it. You just did it right there. 525 00:24:48,937 --> 00:24:51,647 You just dismissed the idea of you dismissing me. 526 00:24:51,648 --> 00:24:53,816 Good thing you never went into the law 527 00:24:53,817 --> 00:24:55,984 - because your arguments are not... - [GROANS] Yes. 528 00:24:55,985 --> 00:24:57,069 Got it. Not smart. 529 00:24:57,070 --> 00:24:58,362 I know, I'm not smart enough. 530 00:24:58,363 --> 00:24:59,822 I'm not academic enough. 531 00:24:59,823 --> 00:25:01,657 I'm just not enough. 532 00:25:01,658 --> 00:25:06,703 It's true that in those days you were not exceptionally incisive. 533 00:25:06,704 --> 00:25:09,123 All you wanted to do was impress 534 00:25:09,124 --> 00:25:12,209 your sycophantic coeds that you would bring over. 535 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:17,424 Here's the brilliant professor saddled with this simple daughter. 536 00:25:18,341 --> 00:25:20,801 But do you know what? I actually wasn't simple... 537 00:25:20,802 --> 00:25:22,720 [VOICE BREAKS] ... I was a ten-year-old. 538 00:25:23,763 --> 00:25:25,889 And I still cleaned out your dirty ashtrays, 539 00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:27,851 cleared the table, did the dishes. 540 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,810 Just you and me. 541 00:25:29,811 --> 00:25:32,521 And yet every time you were around, I felt... 542 00:25:32,522 --> 00:25:36,818 I felt more alone than I ever felt when I actually was alone. 543 00:25:37,777 --> 00:25:40,988 I do not blame Mom for leaving you for one minute. 544 00:25:40,989 --> 00:25:43,198 Don't you talk about your mother. 545 00:25:43,199 --> 00:25:45,534 I know, we don't talk about Mom. I get it. I remember. 546 00:25:45,535 --> 00:25:47,411 But I don't understand. 547 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:50,831 She was my mother and you just erased her. 548 00:25:50,832 --> 00:25:52,541 You just took her pictures down. 549 00:25:52,542 --> 00:25:54,961 You threw her clothes away and you pushed her. 550 00:25:55,545 --> 00:25:57,172 And you pushed her 551 00:25:57,922 --> 00:26:00,591 and every memory of her out of the house. 552 00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:02,217 And I don't know why. 553 00:26:02,218 --> 00:26:04,261 I never pushed her. [STAMMERS] 554 00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:05,763 [SIGHS] You don't know what... 555 00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:08,474 You were too young. You don't understand. You don't know anything. 556 00:26:08,475 --> 00:26:09,558 I do know this. 557 00:26:09,559 --> 00:26:11,059 You didn't parent me. 558 00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:12,270 I raised myself. 559 00:26:15,190 --> 00:26:16,566 [BREATHES SHAKILY] 560 00:26:17,192 --> 00:26:19,443 I gave up all manner of things for you. 561 00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:21,695 What great sacrifices? Tell me. 562 00:26:21,696 --> 00:26:24,031 I would love to know what great sacrifices you made. 563 00:26:24,032 --> 00:26:25,199 I'm dying to hear this. 564 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,202 My wife. [BREATHES SHAKILY] 565 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:29,787 I... [EXHALES SHARPLY] 566 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:31,038 ... lost my wife. 567 00:26:31,039 --> 00:26:33,583 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 568 00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:37,586 You want to talk about your mother? 569 00:26:37,587 --> 00:26:39,963 Okay. Fine. 570 00:26:39,964 --> 00:26:41,424 What do you wanna know about her? 571 00:26:42,842 --> 00:26:45,302 She was a true original. [CHUCKLES] 572 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:49,681 She knew the lyrics to every song, she did the crossword in ink. 573 00:26:49,682 --> 00:26:51,892 [INHALES SHARPLY] She loved to dance. 574 00:26:51,893 --> 00:26:55,270 And she made the best martini... We had a great life. 575 00:26:55,271 --> 00:26:57,398 I didn't want anything to change it. 576 00:26:58,983 --> 00:27:00,527 But... [STAMMERS] ... she'd always... 577 00:27:01,277 --> 00:27:03,988 always gone on about having a child and... [SIGHS] 578 00:27:06,199 --> 00:27:08,743 The only thing she'd ever asked for was... 579 00:27:10,078 --> 00:27:11,703 - Was me. - No. I... 580 00:27:11,704 --> 00:27:13,748 I wanted her to be happy. 581 00:27:14,374 --> 00:27:17,501 And she was. She was so happy being pregnant. 582 00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:19,129 And then she gave birth, and... 583 00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:23,508 [PUFFS] ... after the hospital, she wouldn't even hold you. 584 00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:27,804 It was like she fell down a w-well. 585 00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:29,930 Dad, that's postpartum. 586 00:27:29,931 --> 00:27:32,099 It doesn't matter what it was called. 587 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,685 What difference does it make? 588 00:27:34,477 --> 00:27:36,855 It makes all the difference in the world. 589 00:27:38,648 --> 00:27:40,316 My entire life I thought Mom... 590 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,526 left because of you. 591 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:44,654 Because you're so impossible. 592 00:27:46,322 --> 00:27:47,906 I didn't know she was struggling. 593 00:27:47,907 --> 00:27:49,492 Why wouldn't you tell me this? 594 00:27:51,411 --> 00:27:52,579 Well, there you are. 595 00:27:53,893 --> 00:27:54,894 Now you know. 596 00:27:56,997 --> 00:27:59,376 I mean, I'd come home in the evening and 597 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,452 she'd be staring at the ceiling. 598 00:28:01,463 --> 00:28:05,215 And you'd be screaming in a filthy nappy for... [STAMMERS] 599 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:06,800 God knows how long. 600 00:28:07,146 --> 00:28:10,082 Oh, well, I... I tried to get her better, 601 00:28:10,092 --> 00:28:11,638 to take care of you both, but... 602 00:28:11,639 --> 00:28:13,892 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 603 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:18,270 Then one day she just up and left. 604 00:28:18,271 --> 00:28:20,106 [BREATHES SHAKILY] 605 00:28:20,815 --> 00:28:24,276 Leaving me with this messy child I didn't want in the first place. 606 00:28:24,277 --> 00:28:25,861 Oh, my God. 607 00:28:25,862 --> 00:28:28,989 A child who looked like her spitting image. 608 00:28:28,990 --> 00:28:30,949 Okay, Dad, stop. 609 00:28:30,950 --> 00:28:32,826 Just stop for a second, please. 610 00:28:32,827 --> 00:28:34,661 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING] 611 00:28:34,662 --> 00:28:36,498 [SNIFFLES] 612 00:28:39,626 --> 00:28:41,753 You blame me for Mom leaving. 613 00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:48,218 You've resented my entire existence from the day I was born. 614 00:28:51,554 --> 00:28:53,890 [BREATHES SHAKILY] So it didn't really matter. 615 00:28:56,601 --> 00:29:00,897 All of those things that I tried to do to get you to see me. 616 00:29:03,525 --> 00:29:04,609 My grades. 617 00:29:06,069 --> 00:29:07,779 My recitals. And my... 618 00:29:08,905 --> 00:29:09,906 career. 619 00:29:11,866 --> 00:29:13,326 None of it really mattered. 620 00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:19,165 Dad, do you know how... 621 00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:22,960 badly I... 622 00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:26,798 I wanted to be somebody that you could love? [SNIFFLES] 623 00:29:35,557 --> 00:29:39,018 And I know you talk about your legacy, Dad, but you... [GRUNTS] 624 00:29:40,603 --> 00:29:42,605 I didn't cost you your legacy. 625 00:29:47,735 --> 00:29:49,362 'Cause it's me. [SNIFFLES] 626 00:29:51,948 --> 00:29:53,283 I'm your legacy. 627 00:30:16,973 --> 00:30:18,975 [SOBBING] 628 00:30:22,562 --> 00:30:25,732 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 629 00:30:27,317 --> 00:30:29,027 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 630 00:30:40,789 --> 00:30:41,997 [MUSIC FADES] 631 00:30:41,998 --> 00:30:43,707 [BRO] I was a septic skeptic. 632 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:46,043 We can't desalinate the ocean, 633 00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:48,070 how are we going to clean the literal 634 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,671 shit out of the dirtiest river in Europe? 635 00:30:49,672 --> 00:30:51,215 [CO-HOST] It's a good question. 636 00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:53,675 - But I've talked to some scientists. - [IN FRENCH] Wait. Look. 637 00:30:53,676 --> 00:30:55,427 [CO-HOST, IN ENGLISH] Really? Are they real ones, 638 00:30:55,428 --> 00:30:57,179 or just women on OnlyFans who wear glasses? 639 00:30:57,180 --> 00:31:01,850 Apparently, the new technology that they pioneered 640 00:31:01,851 --> 00:31:04,228 - in the Paris cleanup was revolutionary. - [FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYS] 641 00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:06,230 Oh, I love a good French revolution. 642 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:09,192 Mmm, and it's cleaner than Poland Springs now. 643 00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:11,653 [CO-HOST] Really? Is that so? 644 00:31:12,612 --> 00:31:18,784 Liberté, égalité and most definitely fraternité. 645 00:31:18,785 --> 00:31:21,870 You're not gonna drink that. He's drinking it. Okay! 646 00:31:21,871 --> 00:31:24,623 - [IN FRENCH] That's not safe. - Relax, it's Fiji. 647 00:31:24,624 --> 00:31:25,833 [MUSIC ENDS] 648 00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:26,917 Just for dramatic effect. 649 00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:28,877 That's the guy who sells food supplements? 650 00:31:28,878 --> 00:31:30,003 You're such a snob. 651 00:31:30,004 --> 00:31:32,214 Behold the next Senator from New Jersey... 652 00:31:32,215 --> 00:31:33,924 - [CHUCKLES] - ... home of Tony Soprano... 653 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:35,384 birthplace of the electric lightbulb. 654 00:31:35,385 --> 00:31:37,678 This guy? You're kidding? 655 00:31:37,679 --> 00:31:38,887 I'm supporting his campaign. 656 00:31:38,888 --> 00:31:41,724 He has over a hundred million followers. 657 00:31:42,725 --> 00:31:45,353 By tomorrow, this little story... 658 00:31:45,937 --> 00:31:47,897 will be all over the world. 659 00:31:48,731 --> 00:31:50,859 And you... you're out of your shit. 660 00:31:51,985 --> 00:31:53,153 Don't thank me. 661 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,241 Well done. 662 00:31:59,159 --> 00:32:00,410 I know. 663 00:32:04,581 --> 00:32:06,331 [IN ENGLISH] I need you to do something for me. 664 00:32:06,332 --> 00:32:08,333 [CHUCKLES] Well, that's funny. [SNORTS] 665 00:32:08,334 --> 00:32:11,128 I didn't realize we were, uh, asking favors. 666 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,658 If that's the case, I'd kindly ask you 667 00:32:12,668 --> 00:32:14,257 not to kill yourself. How's that? 668 00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:16,216 I'm asking you to listen. 669 00:32:16,217 --> 00:32:17,968 Hey. Let me tell you this. 670 00:32:17,969 --> 00:32:20,929 If this is one of those fucking last rites situations, 671 00:32:20,930 --> 00:32:22,431 you can count me out. I'm not interested. 672 00:32:22,432 --> 00:32:25,476 So, I'm not gonna cosign on to this death sequence. 673 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:27,644 Do you understand? That answer is no. 674 00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:28,729 It's no, no, no. 675 00:32:28,730 --> 00:32:30,105 - And no. - Cory... 676 00:32:30,106 --> 00:32:31,315 We didn't even go to Antarctica. 677 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:32,858 - What? - Yeah, you promised me. 678 00:32:32,859 --> 00:32:34,568 After we saw March of the Penguins. 679 00:32:34,569 --> 00:32:35,987 'Cause you said... 680 00:32:37,030 --> 00:32:39,475 you wanted to go to Antarctica before 681 00:32:39,485 --> 00:32:41,950 you died and I said yes. [CHUCKLES] 682 00:32:41,951 --> 00:32:43,869 Even though that was the last thing I wanted to do. 683 00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:45,913 Go freeze my ass off to watch a bunch of birds 684 00:32:45,914 --> 00:32:49,500 who can't even fucking fly squawking on shit-covered ice. 685 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:53,128 I told you that I would go on the only cruise I'd ever go on 686 00:32:53,129 --> 00:32:55,339 because I wanted to be with you. 687 00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:56,840 - Oh. - I did. 688 00:32:56,841 --> 00:32:59,676 [CHUCKLING] I don't know why. It's stupid. 689 00:32:59,677 --> 00:33:02,012 - [SNIFFLES] But you promised me. - Mmm. 690 00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:05,808 You made a promise, Mom. Yep. And I was really looking forward to it. 691 00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:06,892 I could book the tickets right now. 692 00:33:06,893 --> 00:33:08,936 - We could go. We could still go. - No. Listen, Cory. 693 00:33:08,937 --> 00:33:10,187 You have to listen to me. 694 00:33:10,188 --> 00:33:14,234 - Everything I did, I did for you. - [HUFFS] 695 00:33:15,652 --> 00:33:18,695 - From the moment I first held you. - [SIGHS] 696 00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:21,740 That surge of love went straight to my bones. 697 00:33:21,741 --> 00:33:23,200 [GRUNTS] 698 00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:28,789 You looked at me with those dark, pensive eyes. 699 00:33:28,790 --> 00:33:32,292 - [SIGHS] - Nothing else mattered. 700 00:33:32,293 --> 00:33:34,421 I had to protect you. 701 00:33:35,004 --> 00:33:36,463 From anyone and anything. 702 00:33:36,464 --> 00:33:38,173 - Mom, I don't wanna hear... - No matter what. 703 00:33:38,174 --> 00:33:41,385 - ... my fucking birth story anymore. - Cory! You have to listen to me. 704 00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:42,595 You were... 705 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:48,017 You are the greatest thing I've ever done. 706 00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:52,564 All I ever wanted was for you to succeed, 707 00:33:54,107 --> 00:33:56,734 be happy. [SIGHS] 708 00:33:59,154 --> 00:34:00,280 I... 709 00:34:02,824 --> 00:34:05,869 - I have to tell you something. - [SIGHS] 710 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:07,953 I need to. 711 00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:12,417 - I... - You need to what? 712 00:34:22,259 --> 00:34:23,553 You need to what? 713 00:34:24,637 --> 00:34:25,804 You need to what? 714 00:34:25,805 --> 00:34:26,890 [CHUCKLES] 715 00:34:28,224 --> 00:34:30,393 [CLICKS TONGUE] I need to... 716 00:34:32,187 --> 00:34:33,270 see the wig. 717 00:34:36,399 --> 00:34:37,400 Okay. 718 00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:53,583 [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] 719 00:35:03,009 --> 00:35:05,512 [BREATHES SHAKILY] 720 00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:12,852 [BREATHES SHAKILY] 721 00:35:42,549 --> 00:35:44,217 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 722 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,141 [TAPPING] 723 00:35:51,721 --> 00:35:53,714 _ 724 00:35:57,291 --> 00:35:59,144 _ 725 00:36:06,484 --> 00:36:08,297 _ 726 00:36:12,328 --> 00:36:13,328 [MUSIC ENDS] 727 00:36:13,329 --> 00:36:15,248 You're gonna love this movie. 728 00:36:16,624 --> 00:36:18,292 She's a private investigator with a past. 729 00:36:18,293 --> 00:36:20,462 - [CHUCKLING] - She's beautiful. She doesn't know it. 730 00:36:20,962 --> 00:36:23,172 Just kidding. She knows it. Of course she knows it. 731 00:36:23,173 --> 00:36:25,591 - She absolutely knows it. Look at her. - [CHUCKLES] Yeah. 732 00:36:25,592 --> 00:36:28,218 She's a former district attorney. 733 00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:32,598 Who are, oftentimes, political shills without a moral center. 734 00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:33,724 That's right. 735 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,411 She is a former fascist district attorney 736 00:36:36,421 --> 00:36:38,228 who blew the case of a lifetime. 737 00:36:38,229 --> 00:36:41,190 You know, it was one of those cases where the criminal dodges prison 738 00:36:41,191 --> 00:36:42,483 on some kind of technicality. 739 00:36:42,484 --> 00:36:45,527 Oh, we call that a constitutional violation, honey. 740 00:36:45,528 --> 00:36:46,862 A constitutional violation. 741 00:36:46,863 --> 00:36:49,615 So here she is. And she has been haunted by it. 742 00:36:49,616 --> 00:36:50,783 It's followed her around. 743 00:36:50,784 --> 00:36:52,284 So now she's burnt out. 744 00:36:52,285 --> 00:36:56,830 She's a burnt out former district attorney turned private investigator. 745 00:36:56,831 --> 00:36:59,918 And then she gets this sexy new client 746 00:37:00,627 --> 00:37:02,294 who's accused of murdering his wife. 747 00:37:02,295 --> 00:37:03,378 Ooh. 748 00:37:03,379 --> 00:37:08,092 And, uh, at first she doesn't trust him because, uh, well, he has a... 749 00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:10,094 - Beard. - A beard. Obviously. 750 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:12,096 And so that leads to a fight. 751 00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:14,264 He says some terrible things. 752 00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:16,225 She leaves in a huff, and she thinks... 753 00:37:16,226 --> 00:37:18,560 [IMITATING CHARACTER] ... "Fuck this. I'm not gonna do this case." 754 00:37:18,561 --> 00:37:19,646 [NORMALLY] And then she stops. 755 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,606 She turns around and she says... 756 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:26,401 My favorite line in the entire movie. 757 00:37:26,402 --> 00:37:29,154 And I made the writer put it in because, uh... 758 00:37:29,155 --> 00:37:31,949 [CHUCKLING] ... of course he doesn't know how women actually talk. 759 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:34,452 She turns around and she says... 760 00:37:36,871 --> 00:37:37,914 Mom! 761 00:37:40,834 --> 00:37:41,876 Mom? 762 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:11,865 [SNIFFLES] 763 00:38:26,546 --> 00:38:28,465 [BREATHES SHAKILY, SIGHS] 764 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:36,347 [SOMBER PIANO BALLAD PLAYING] 765 00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:40,477 [BREATHES SHAKILY, SOBBING] 766 00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:11,716 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 767 00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:16,346 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 768 00:39:22,102 --> 00:39:24,854 [BREATHES SHAKILY] 769 00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:34,239 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 770 00:39:41,871 --> 00:39:43,873 [WATCH BEEPING] 771 00:40:01,376 --> 00:40:03,096 _ 772 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:07,355 [BEEPING CONTINUES] 773 00:40:12,152 --> 00:40:13,903 [BEEPING FADES] 774 00:40:26,207 --> 00:40:28,625 [LINE RINGING] 775 00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:30,794 [AUTOMATED VOICE] Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. 776 00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:32,921 The person you're trying to reach is unavailable. 777 00:40:32,922 --> 00:40:35,758 - At the tone, please record your message. - [LINE BEEPS] 778 00:40:35,759 --> 00:40:38,762 Hey. It's me. 779 00:40:39,512 --> 00:40:41,264 - What are you doing right now? - [MUSIC ENDS] 780 00:40:42,557 --> 00:40:44,100 Huh? Let's go skiing! 781 00:40:44,726 --> 00:40:46,895 ["SATISFACTION" PLAYING] 782 00:40:58,865 --> 00:41:00,116 [CELINE] Cory. 783 00:41:01,076 --> 00:41:04,120 Wow. You look like shit. 784 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:06,790 [CORY] Long story. 785 00:41:09,751 --> 00:41:10,751 [INHALES] 786 00:41:10,752 --> 00:41:13,463 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 787 00:41:14,881 --> 00:41:16,591 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 788 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,937 [MUSIC ENDS] 789 00:41:29,938 --> 00:41:31,523 - [PANTING] - Oh, yeah. 790 00:41:35,151 --> 00:41:38,362 - [PANTING] - [INHALES DEEPLY] 791 00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:40,489 - ["THE PASSENGER" PLAYING] - I got this one from Columbia House. 792 00:41:40,490 --> 00:41:42,074 But you don't have that in France? 793 00:41:42,075 --> 00:41:43,909 - Do you guys have Columbia House? - [CHUCKLES] 794 00:41:43,910 --> 00:41:45,536 Maison de Colombie? 795 00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:47,079 - No? - [CHUCKLES] No, no. 796 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:53,502 In the '80s and '90s we had an institution called Columbia House. 797 00:41:53,503 --> 00:41:55,921 Which was... It was a mail-order CD club 798 00:41:55,922 --> 00:41:58,715 that was catering mostly to teenagers who had no fucking money. 799 00:41:58,716 --> 00:42:00,300 - [CHUCKLING] - They would say, "Sign up, 800 00:42:00,301 --> 00:42:02,344 and we'll send you free CDs." 801 00:42:02,345 --> 00:42:05,097 All of their free CDs, they were shitty CDs. 802 00:42:05,098 --> 00:42:06,306 That was the con. 803 00:42:06,307 --> 00:42:08,308 We just kept ordering. 804 00:42:08,309 --> 00:42:10,978 Yeah. Not buying. The American Dream. 805 00:42:10,979 --> 00:42:13,355 We would just sift through all the shit until finally 806 00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:16,358 we would land some good music like Iggy or Led Zeppelin or... 807 00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:18,110 oh... 808 00:42:18,111 --> 00:42:21,363 on the very rare occasion, a Smiths album. 809 00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:24,742 Just on the off chance that a girl might cross the threshold... 810 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:28,455 the virginal, virginal threshold of my childhood bedroom. 811 00:42:30,123 --> 00:42:31,665 The rest of our lives would never compare 812 00:42:31,666 --> 00:42:34,001 to the halcyon days when we got all the music we ever wanted 813 00:42:34,002 --> 00:42:36,129 - in the mail for pennies. - Ooh. 814 00:42:39,406 --> 00:42:40,607 _ 815 00:42:40,618 --> 00:42:43,912 [SIGHS] Long live the days of Columbia House. 816 00:42:44,545 --> 00:42:46,889 When I thought my parents were embarrassing, 817 00:42:46,890 --> 00:42:49,349 they knew everything and they'd always be around. 818 00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:51,518 - [SONG FADES] - [SWEEPING, SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] 819 00:42:51,519 --> 00:42:53,813 Yeah, constant, like... 820 00:42:56,024 --> 00:42:57,317 the northern star. 821 00:42:58,860 --> 00:43:01,112 Constantly in the darkness. 822 00:43:01,988 --> 00:43:03,239 Where's that at? 823 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:07,827 If you want me, I'll be at the bar. 824 00:43:23,093 --> 00:43:24,343 - [SIGHS] - [CHUCKLES] 825 00:43:24,344 --> 00:43:26,386 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 826 00:43:26,387 --> 00:43:28,389 This feels really good. You should try it. 827 00:43:32,393 --> 00:43:36,064 [GROANING, BREATHING HEAVILY] 828 00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:39,442 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 829 00:43:47,117 --> 00:43:48,618 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 830 00:44:06,636 --> 00:44:08,638 - [SIGHS] - [LINE RINGING] 831 00:44:10,390 --> 00:44:11,932 [BRADLEY] Hi, you've reached Bradley Jackson. 832 00:44:11,933 --> 00:44:13,768 Leave a message and I'll get back to you. 833 00:44:14,644 --> 00:44:15,645 [LINE BEEPS] 834 00:44:19,441 --> 00:44:20,692 [SIGHS] 835 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:31,244 - [KNOCKS ON DOOR] - [ALEX] Bradley? 836 00:44:31,828 --> 00:44:32,829 You were right. 837 00:44:34,247 --> 00:44:36,039 I've been doing a lot of thinking. 838 00:44:36,313 --> 00:44:37,481 [SIGHS] 839 00:44:37,792 --> 00:44:39,753 Of course I will support your travel. 840 00:44:40,587 --> 00:44:42,588 I will. Just, honey, open the door. 841 00:44:42,589 --> 00:44:44,715 - Come on. - [MUSIC ENDS] 842 00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:46,383 [CHIP] Hey. [SIGHS] 843 00:44:46,593 --> 00:44:47,677 What are you doing here? 844 00:44:47,688 --> 00:44:48,855 Where's Bradley? 845 00:44:51,473 --> 00:44:52,932 She went to Belarus. 846 00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,018 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 847 00:44:55,643 --> 00:44:56,770 Of course she did. 848 00:44:57,979 --> 00:44:59,272 - [SIGHS] - Alex, um, 849 00:45:00,023 --> 00:45:03,067 she was supposed to check in with me every three hours, it's been six. 850 00:45:03,943 --> 00:45:05,612 I called my contact at the IMF, 851 00:45:06,196 --> 00:45:08,615 - they think she's being detained. - What? 852 00:45:09,199 --> 00:45:10,992 And we know what they do to journalists over there. 853 00:45:12,035 --> 00:45:13,661 [BREATHES SHAKILY] 854 00:45:15,246 --> 00:45:17,040 ["BLEED (SULPHER MIX)" PLAYING] 855 00:45:17,532 --> 00:45:22,532 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -